you’re not ascending to godhood you’re just dehydrated
outta my way gayboy i’m boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell
hopital
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*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ……………….well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner
(via bruvebanner)
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God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you’re back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun’s cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.
(via bitimdrake)
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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.
i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”
(via redrobin-detective)
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The girls are exeeerrrcising
don’t hide your tags bestie this is so cute
(via maychorian)
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I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which
- sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
- kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
- frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…
oh he’s bisexual that explains it
“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché
your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus
(via unidentifiedspoon)
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Girl photographed by Hugh Magnum c. 1909
Magnum’s photographs are notable for their informality, which was unusual for the period. I just adore the series of this girl, she’s such a beauty.
(via unpretty)
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